Music
Notable Songs
I have done a bunch of parody songs for either Bat Books for Beginners or The Professor Frenzy Show. Some work, some don’t. Some were ludicrous to try in the first place and turned out bizarre. Others failed but maybe there was something in it somewhere.
The feeble attempts and boring ones aren’t in this list. I listen to them so you don’t have to.
The Better Ones
The Weird Ones
Other Solid Ones
Bat Trades
I love Nico’s version of These Days. Please don’t think that because I am doing a terrible version of the song here that I am making fun of it or her singing. I think she is terrific and it is my limited abilities that make this one sound funny.
Don’t You Want My Bat Books
I heard this song somewhere in the city and the chorus seemed perfect to add Bat Books to. I had to do some research on who did it originally and found the lyrics so I could ‘replace’ them. That’s when I realized this is a messed up song. My original plan was to practice it a few times so I could get the opening/closing piece smooth but I found that the yukkiness of the original lyrics were blocking me. I had to wrap it up quick. So here it is, I’m really selling it aren’t I?
The Sound of Bat Books
This song was my BBFB Pod Partner Chris’ idea. He did the lyrics. I squeaked along as best as I could, as Simon and Garfunkel’s vocal range is very different than mine.
He did a great job, enjoy!
Wish You Were Bats
This one was hard work. It was the first song I did on my new iMac and trying to get everything sync’ed up like my old system was a challenge. It is all figured out now. Whew.
Wish You Were Here is a great song. I have played the rhythm part in bands before but never the opening lead. I took this opportunity to figure it out and I like how it turned out after only a day or so of practice. I’d like to work more on it but I’m not going to. I did figure out what Gilmore was up to with the lead and he is a genius.
I played this all on my Les Paul. I originally thought the Strat would sound better but it was a little chimey and was able to get a decent sound out of the Gibson quickly so I went with it.
Here are the lyrics:
So, so you might be afraid
All the Batman Trades
Blue suit and gray
You don’t know Robin’s deal
Who’s Batgirl today
Is that Azrael
You don’t think you can tell
With a bookshelf of Trades
Which heros are ghosts
Which villains are teamed
Fighting on Gotham’s cruel streets
Overwhelmed in the maze
Of Eighty years and some days
Perhaps Arkham Reborn
Or maybe get Wargames
Bat Books
Bat Books for Beginners
We’re just two Bat Fans
Sharing love of Bat man
On racks and spinners
Going over the story and art
What’s dumb and smart
The losers and winnersBat Books for Beginners
You Really Got Bats
Yeah I love The Kinks. Always have. And You Really Got Me is one of their best. Van Halen did a fine cover, but the classic is my favorite.
So, I wanted to get a nice guitar sound to back up the vocals. I used my Les Paul with a Fulltone Full-Drive 2 Mosfet distortion box that I haven’t used in forever. I really like the roasted distortion sound I got out of it.
I have to say, I feel very differently about the tone out of some of my effects pedals hearing it recorded rather than live like I’m used to. I have always heard my guitar out of an amp, not in headphones, and the techniques are totally different between the two.
I hope you like it.
Bat House
This song is off Crosby Stills Nash and Young’s Deja Vu album. Not my favorite song on the album but it is a sweet one, maybe too sweet for my taste. For some reason this is the one that I learned back in high school and use as a training song, it strengthens the hand and forearm. I am not in good guitar shape so it isn’t the cleanest I’ve played it but it gets the point across.
The original song uses piano and for some reason back in the day I figured out this arrangement, which I like. So here it is, after all this time.
Hazy Shade of Bat Books
This song actually took a lot of work learning on guitar. There was something about that lead lick that I just couldn’t wrap my head around for quite some time. Not sure what it was, but it took some doing.
The thing about doing these songs is that you only have to get it right once while recording, then you have it forever. It isn’t like playing it live where you have to practice and practice and practice until there isn’t any way you can make a mistake.
Needless to say, I don’t have this song stageworthy, but recording wise it is fine.
I think I like all versions of Hazy Shade of Winter, originally written and performed by Simon and Garfunkel. I also love The Bangles version and more recently heard Gerard Way’s version on The Umbrella Academy Netflix show. It is a great great song and doesn’t deserve this treatment.
But here we are. And here are the lyrics more or less:
Crime, crime, crime
Batman has no pity
Madness reigns
Across Gotham City
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Livin Lovin Bat Books
This is a parody of the song off Led Zepplin II Livin Lovin Maid. My parody is blessedly short. This was a decent idea, but when I first recorded the guitar I cut the break short. Each chord should have been two bars and I only added one. So I had to redo the guitar break and move all the vocals around. I can hear the change in guitar and am not 100% happy with it all. Something sounds off to me and I can’t put my finger on it, so I gave up and here it is.